Bang Kevin's Mom
The Hot Boys' Ultimate Inside Joke Game
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Kevin's Suspicion Level:0%
😴 Kevin is in a blissful coma of ignorance
⚔️Top Hot Boy: Andy (Lvl 1)
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Upgrades
Andy's AI Flirt Assistant
Machine learning algorithm that sends Kevin's mom perfectly timed 'u up?' texts
Andy's Anonymous Blog
'10 Reasons Kevin's Mom Is The Hottest MILF In Town' just went viral
Andy's 'Professional' Photography
Kevin's mom is the star of a very private photoshoot on Wellesley Dr
Andy's Hidden Camera Network
Surveillance system that alerts when Kevin is approaching with 99.8% accuracy
Kevin's 'Lucky' Hat
This hat has seen things no hat should ever see...
Hat Collection Distraction
Send Kevin on a wild goose chase for a 'rare limited edition' hat
Kevin's Bike 'Theft'
Oops, Kevin's bike is missing! Time for him to search the whole city
BMW 'Service' Appointment
Kevin's car mysteriously needs servicing every Tuesday and Thursday
Hat Trauma Therapy
Kevin's hats need group therapy for what they've witnessed
Phil's Bus Schedule
Detailed transit routes that keep Kevin busy for hours
Phil's Anti-Car Rally
Kevin's mom 'volunteered' to bring snacks... all night long
Phil's Baltimore Pride Float
Kevin's mom is the guest of honor on Phil's very suggestive float
Wellesley Drive Metro Station
Convenient new stop that Shawn mysteriously starts using despite hating the metro
Express Bus Route
Phil's House → Wellesley Dr → Phil's House, running 24/7
Shawn's Beer Pong Tournament
Kevin's mom is the reigning champion. Kevin doesn't know why
Shawn's 'Fishing' Trip
The boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
Shawn's Dog Walking Service
Those dogs need a LOT of walking... upstairs... in the bedroom
Cat Neko Diversion
This cat has been trained to create distractions at exactly the right moment
Rook's Warning System
Shawn's dog barks twice when Kevin is approaching the house
Strategic Basement Flooding
Turn on the sprinklers in Kevin's basement at the perfect moment
'Man of the Year' Award
Kevin gets a fake award ceremony invitation across town
Work 'Conference' Call
Someone's having a suspiciously good time on this call
Waffle Stomping Kevin's Plans
Every time Kevin tries to come home early, something mysteriously comes up
Iceland Vacation Package
Send Kevin to Iceland while everyone stays hot in Baltimore
Hot Boys Punch Card
10th visit is free! Kevin's mom is the most loyal customer
Five-Star Wellesley Rating
Kevin's house is now the highest-rated destination in Baltimore
Green Bubble Distraction
Kevin's Android texts are so embarrassing, no one reads his messages
Hot Boys iMessage Group
Secret blue bubble chat that excludes Kevin's green texts