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⚠️ KEVIN IS LOOKING FOR HIS HAT🚌 PHIL TOOK THE BUS TO WELLESLEY DR🍻 SHAWN SAYS "WHAAAAT?"💻 ANDY: WHATS UP GUYS?🐕 ROOK BARKED TWICE🛥️ THE BOAT IS ROCKING🎩 ANOTHER HAT WENT MISSING🏆 PHIL WON MAN OF THE YEAR (AGAIN)🍦 DOUBLE SIKE🥜 DEEZ NUTS ACADEMY NOW ENROLLING⚠️ KEVIN IS LOOKING FOR HIS HAT🚌 PHIL TOOK THE BUS TO WELLESLEY DR🍻 SHAWN SAYS "WHAAAAT?"💻 ANDY: WHATS UP GUYS?🐕 ROOK BARKED TWICE🛥️ THE BOAT IS ROCKING🎩 ANOTHER HAT WENT MISSING🏆 PHIL WON MAN OF THE YEAR (AGAIN)🍦 DOUBLE SIKE🥜 DEEZ NUTS ACADEMY NOW ENROLLING⚠️ KEVIN IS LOOKING FOR HIS HAT🚌 PHIL TOOK THE BUS TO WELLESLEY DR🍻 SHAWN SAYS "WHAAAAT?"💻 ANDY: WHATS UP GUYS?🐕 ROOK BARKED TWICE🛥️ THE BOAT IS ROCKING🎩 ANOTHER HAT WENT MISSING🏆 PHIL WON MAN OF THE YEAR (AGAIN)🍦 DOUBLE SIKE🥜 DEEZ NUTS ACADEMY NOW ENROLLING
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HOT BOYSARCADE

a wholly unauthorized collection of games starring your worst impulses

"this site is rated 'M' for 'mom'"

PICK YOUR POISON

LIVE#001
🎩

BANG KEVIN'S MOM

The clicker game that ruined three friendships

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐69,420 plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#002
🎂

BIRTHWEEK

async social deduction. the bit must survive 5 days.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐BETA plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#003
🪙

HOT OR KEVIN

phil's coin. heads is HOT, tails is kevin.

⭐⭐⭐⭐50/50 plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#004
💃

CARDI B'S SOCKS

kevin gambles on this. so will you.

⭐⭐⭐⭐20x MAX plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#005
🍻

SCHLITZ GIRL SLOTS

pull the lever. miller lite → pbr princess.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐100x JP plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#006
🎩

KEVIN'S LUCKY HAT

47 hats lost. one's under a cup. find it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐1-IN-3 plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#007
🥊

PUNCHY PHIL

hold the punch. release in the zone. don't be TOO punchy.

⭐⭐⭐⭐SKILL plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#008
💎

STUPID DIABLO MINES

dig for shawn's stupid diablo currency. avoid the pit boss.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐COMPOUND plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#009
🃏

(JUST SHAWN)

shawn deals the deck. higher or lower? streak the multiplier.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐HI/LO plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#010
🚂

TRAIN VS PAIN

"train more like pain" — drop the ball anyway.

⭐⭐⭐⭐PLINKO plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
LIVE#011
🎯

HITMAN ANDY

12 seconds. tap hats. don't tap kevin's mom.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐REACT plays
▶ ENTER THE CHAOS
CLASSIFIED#012
🕵️

[REDACTED]

Andy said this one might get us sued

???████ plays
LOCKED
BEERS CRACKED
47
HATS LOST
1 (Neko)
WITNESSES
404
GAME OVERS
WANTED
FOR EXCESSIVE SUSPICION
🧐
KEVIN
last seen looking for his hat on Wellesley Dr
REWARD: KEEPING HIM CLUELESS
if spotted, immediately initiate DOUBLE SIKE protocol